Wednesday, March 09, 2005

The Secret Lovely Toilet an introduction

The Secret Lovely Toilet an introduction

An email was sent this morning to all the males in the company (for some reason I got left off the list) informing us that the mens toilets had rather unceremoniously, 'backed-up' and were not suitable for use. After much tooing and froing of emails, each blaming each other, the bearded one, (often seen hunching over his desk in a darkened office lit only by an anglepoise lamp) decided that all males would be allowed use today of "The Secret Lovely Toilet"!!!
This is no ordinary toilet, this is a tardis of a toilet. A humble little doorway on a rear staircase, by the tradesmen's entrance, opens to reveal a wonderful room, bigger than you could think possible for a toilet, but a toilet it is, with a radiator and it's own little sink and hot water system. A toilet of luxury. A toilet that is now being used by all and sundry, a secret that is now shared amongst the masses. My only hope is that the missing ceiling tile will scare them from future use. If you sit on the pan, you can see quite clearly above the door is a ceiling tile that has always been missing. This leads to a dark void, a void that holds the toilet monster, or perhaps a hidden camera, who knows. If the newbies see this, they might too be frightened and will not want to use our hidden space again. Meanwhile the normal loos seem to have righted themselves, blotting paper is currently soaking up the oversplill. Meanwhile the scousey one is organising toilet training for this afternoon.

3 comments:

Bitch said...

The "Secret Lovely Toilet" looks disturbingly poo-coloured ... is it really the "Secret Poo Loo"?

goldenlad said...

I think the nasty brown tiles are a throwback from the seventies when it was probably last decorated. However, it remains the SLT as it is the one place that not many of the staff have access to, and your bodily noises cannot be heard by any neighbouring cubicle, thus allowing one to relax in relative comfort for a few minutes in a stressful day.

Bitch said...

"... and your bodily noises cannot be heard by any neighbouring cubicle ..."

- so it's the poo loo then! :P

PS Glad to hear you have a brain.